SWAG

SWAG, too, is an acronym. It stands for "Secretly, we ass-fucked Ganondorf." A way of measuring someone's capacity to ass-fuck. The more you fuck Ganondorf, the easier it becomes to distance yourself.

Jack: Hey, Duke!
Duke: Dude, I have some tea.
Jack: What?
Duke: SWAG last night.
Jack: Dude, holy shit!

by i have a big dick and tits March 14, 2020

SWAG

An acronym created by Russia as a plan to bring communism to America. It stands for:

S: Stalin
W: Was
A: A
G: Genious

SWAG

by headrushif August 06, 2017

SWAG

It's a thing that faggots say they have because they think they are cool and it is their way of knowing who is gay, like a right earring. It is an acronym for Secretly We Are Gay.

Guy #1: My swag is so high.
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Faggot.

by Corrupt Mirror October 31, 2012

SWAG

a word that needs to be put in the dirt and everyone that says it should kill themselves

Jonny:supp swag
Me:I going home to listen to Rebbecca Black

by Cameron Taylor October 09, 2011

SWAG

n. 1. Scientific Wild Ass Guess. 2. opinions, or judgements, about something with less evidence than would make the opinon certain, but more than a simple opinion with no factual basis. -v. 3. making a guess with some information, but not enough to make a clear and certain determination.

SWAG it, sir, we need a decision.

by tnkr111 December 28, 2005

SWAG

Sucking Weeners And Gaging

when a girl deep throats and swag

by kasper GZ April 30, 2012

SWAG

Stuff/Shit We All Get - Relating to the trade show convention industry, where exhibitors hand out "free stuff" to visitors. Most of the time these items are purely promotional materials, and are fairly worthless. ie. pencils, mugs, and mouse pads.
SWAG always has the company name, logo, slogan, product, service, and contact information clearly printed somewhere on the item/s.

Some convention goers have made a hobby of collecting as much swag as possible, and compete with others at the show.

- "The online gaming booth is handing out swag demo disks."
- "That beats my swag bag of stationary!"

by PhildoTypeR December 12, 2008