-A hobbit of a President residing on the Philippines.
-She betrayed previous President ERAP and became President.
-On the reelection she ran against FPJ (bestfriend of ERAP, also the Action King Actor in the Phil) and won though most people think she cheated her little ass.
-Talks like a snake.
-Greets Manny Pacquiao everytime with a LIVE telecast (it has to be LIVE, for her PR).
-Greedier than pResident EvilMARCOS (waaay to greedy).
-Attention grabber.
-Even tells the Media she has Diarrhea... DIARRHEA!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.