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uncle pricky 

your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.
as uncle pricky walks out the door...
- is uncle pricky going home?
- no he's going to bed

uncle pricky 

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis
if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!
uncle pricky by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

uncle pricky 

"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............
uncle pricky by Good Ole Tainty November 22, 2011