uncle pricky 

The act of sticking your penis in a pumpkin before receiving oral sex as a prank.

She had the best evening imaginable, until she went to his room for a nightcap and tasted pumpkin while blowing him . Then his frat buddies jumped out of the closet with a camera and screamed " youve just got an uncle pricky".

uncle pricky by RThe Wick May 8, 2011

uncle pricky 

your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there's an available bed in the house.

as uncle pricky walks out the door...
- is uncle pricky going home?
- no he's going to bed

uncle pricky by scissor pinch May 8, 2011

uncle pricky 

to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis

if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!

uncle pricky by kiwi smithers November 14, 2011

uncle pricky 

A chubby chaser.....

"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............

uncle pricky by Good Ole Tainty November 22, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008