jizum

another word for semen

i left my jizum on her bedsheets

by Gautam March 21, 2004

jizum

a word used out of frustration. can be replaced by fuck or shit.

that stupid jizuming test was hard as a jizum.

by i see black people February 25, 2003

Jizume

Cum; A male gamete or reproductive cell.

DAMN I got Jonathan's jizume all over my hand!

Jizume is Kayla's play-doh

Jizume is like a slap in the face

The bitch got juzume all up in her grill.

by Kayla Quinn September 22, 2006

jizzy jizum

cum, seamen, sperm, orgasm, juice (or n e thing else you can think of)

dawg, im squirtin my jizzy jizum!

by dirrtyboi101 November 28, 2005

jizum monkey

'Jizum' - literal translation is seamen, spunk, cum, man juice, etc. Monkey is self explanatory. However a 'Jizum Monkey' - is a person who essentially is full of energy, smiles a lot, bounces off the walls, to the point of annoyance - but this is generally an affectionate insult / name rather than a term used to insult someone for derogatory means. Jizum monkey was used in the UK British TV sitcom 'Game On'. The character, Matthew Malone used it to insult Martin Henson, a ginger haired banker.

Pascal is a jizum monkey.

Get off my bouncy castle you fucking jizum monkey!

Rachel - your such a jizum monkey - but i love ya.

Jon insited that he was not a jizum monkey, but more of a skunk-pussy.

by Pascal Dalton June 13, 2008