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An eye-jam is a staring contest on steroids. Two combatants, usually dom and craig, lock into a dead stare into the depths of each others irises. Winner is determined by the first person to blink, look away or smile. While seeming mundane in its nature, excessive and/or extreme, perhaps even backwards, eye-jams can lead to deterioration of sight, lack of ability to see color, loss of depth perception, low self esteem (if youre dom), extreme gayness (again, if youre dom) and in some worst case scenarios, even paralysis or death.
Dom couldnt eye-jam his way out of a wet paper bag.
eye-jam by boodism April 11, 2011
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The stuff found in the corners of your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

The word originated from London.
Ewwwwww my eyes are full of eye jam.
eye jam by tanya walsh March 25, 2004
Related Words

eye jammie 

a quick jab to the eye
you about to chatch a eye jammie
eye jammie by KAYKAY September 12, 2004

Eye Jammy 

Slang for getting punched in the eye.
Damn, he got hit with an eye jammy!
Eye Jammy by outlawmonk April 15, 2011

Eye Jammey

The act of hitting someone in there eye. The eye must bleed, swell, and blackin.
Me and Jimmy are about to go give this bitch an eye jammey.
Eye Jammey by Travis Teer March 11, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026