Chorfing

The feeling of blue balls. Wanting to throw up, poo, and finish all at one time, but knowing that it will only lead to more suffering.

Dude, I was getting a fatty BJ yesterday, and the girl didn't finish me. I was chorfing for hours.

by Mr. Footlong March 30, 2011

chorf

An acronym for "CHrist On a Rabbit Farm". Variation of "Christ on a popsicle stick" or "Christ on a rubber raft".

"Chorf, kids, get in the car already!"

by Neffy August 19, 2003

Chorf

A portmanteau of Chaos Dwarf used by Warhammer fantasy fans

Black orcs came about when the Chorfs wanted better orc slaves and unfortunately succeeded

by Gobhoddlin February 26, 2025

Chorfing

The act of getting a cut or a wound and jerking off to completion then ejaculating semen into the wound.

Friend 1:"Ow dude I just scraped my knee."
Friend 2:"Hold on let's try chorfing."

by Reetbe July 15, 2024