The art of choffing is for a female to vigorously pound herself at a rate of pace not normally known to man. Usually when the choff is finished, the womans hand is completely coated in a mix of cum and blood. Tasty.
Girl 1 (Phone) : Hey, you sound in pain, what's wrong?
Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!
Girl 2: Oh, i'm just choffing myself off, my vagina is caning!
by LewinsB April 6, 2011
1. Na bru, I didn't really see Angelina Jolie, I'm just choffing you!
2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!
2. Dude! She just showed you her boobs! She was totally choffing you!
by marsisafag March 9, 2010
by dereldoylan September 15, 2019
by choffedinBanchoff March 14, 2011
chof can be any part of speech. it is taken from the book "Froggy Goes to Dinner." Chof is a pretty choffing awesome word. You can substitute it for any word. Its just that cool.
by your bznt mom October 25, 2005
you - "Today, I was at my grandmother's house when I noticed a small object that felt rubbery and sticky. It was only after I carefully inspected it that I realised I was playing with my grandmother's hearing aid. The part that goes inside the ear"
me- " CHOF!"
me- " CHOF!"
by IloveChofing April 13, 2010
masturbate wank To stroke the penis violently between the first two fingers and the thumb. Usually done in an aggravated, overly enthusiastic manner and in inappropriate places such as your friend's house, a botanical garden or the gym bathroom.
by Stephanusanus March 3, 2015