kochblock 

being denied access to something by someone with greater economic resources than yourself, such as your employer. refers to the koch brothers efforts to rob the american people of democracy through massive spending on political advertisement.

I can't watch youtube at work. What a kochblock!

kochblock by mrnickles March 26, 2011

Kossblock 

The ultimate form of cock-block, when not only is the girl you are talking to creeped out but every girl within a 100 mile radius.

Dude this girl was totally into me, then this tall gumpy kid with no personality just straight up kossblocked me. I havent been laid in 34 years

Kossblock by beingrealemo March 12, 2011

knockblock 

When you and your partner are engaging in sexual activities and a deliveroo driver knocks on the front door with your pizza. This also applies to UberEasts, Amazon etc.

“Your rider Alex has arrived” such a knockblock

knockblock by AnnTeaks2 August 10, 2021

kushblock 

The prevention of the buying and/or smoking of marijuana, usually committed by parents, bystanders, or a bitch-ass friend.

"Damn my moms being a kushblock, i'm just trying to buy a gram or two but shes staying up to watch her stories."

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kushblock by stoned-ambitions April 2, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008