kochblock

being denied access to something by someone with greater economic resources than yourself, such as your employer. refers to the koch brothers efforts to rob the american people of democracy through massive spending on political advertisement.

I can't watch youtube at work. What a kochblock!

kochblock by mrnickles March 26, 2011

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Kossblock

The ultimate form of cock-block, when not only is the girl you are talking to creeped out but every girl within a 100 mile radius.

Dude this girl was totally into me, then this tall gumpy kid with no personality just straight up kossblocked me. I havent been laid in 34 years

Kossblock by beingrealemo March 12, 2011

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knockblock

When you and your partner are engaging in sexual activities and a deliveroo driver knocks on the front door with your pizza. This also applies to UberEasts, Amazon etc.

“Your rider Alex has arrived” such a knockblock

knockblock by AnnTeaks2 August 10, 2021

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kushblock

The prevention of the buying and/or smoking of marijuana, usually committed by parents, bystanders, or a bitch-ass friend.

"Damn my moms being a kushblock, i'm just trying to buy a gram or two but shes staying up to watch her stories."

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kushblock by stoned-ambitions April 2, 2014

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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