kushblock 

The prevention of the buying and/or smoking of marijuana, usually committed by parents, bystanders, or a bitch-ass friend.

"Damn my moms being a kushblock, i'm just trying to buy a gram or two but shes staying up to watch her stories."

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kushblock by stoned-ambitions April 2, 2014

kochblock 

being denied access to something by someone with greater economic resources than yourself, such as your employer. refers to the koch brothers efforts to rob the american people of democracy through massive spending on political advertisement.

I can't watch youtube at work. What a kochblock!

kochblock by mrnickles March 26, 2011

Kossblock 

The ultimate form of cock-block, when not only is the girl you are talking to creeped out but every girl within a 100 mile radius.

Dude this girl was totally into me, then this tall gumpy kid with no personality just straight up kossblocked me. I havent been laid in 34 years

Kossblock by beingrealemo March 12, 2011

Kruseblocked 

When a girl you are dating has a crazy mom and keeps your from going or cruising anywhere.

Yo man, Joe got mega kruseblocked last night...

Kruseblocked by kruseblocked November 19, 2011

Kublockied 

When you go home with a girl and she clearly wants to hook up but you get her into bed and the instant the head hits the pillow, she is passed out snoring loudly and the man leaves pissed off regardless if they were in his bed.

Dude, last night sucked, I got kublockied in my own bed!

Kublockied by FoxLand April 14, 2010

Kishlock 

Noun: Someone who does everything extremely well--beyond perfectly. Interestingly, it is impossible to hate one, for they are good people who are nice to everyone.

Verb: To do something spectacularly.

"That girl is such a Kishlock. Everyone loves her."

I knew that my only chance to win the contest was to totally Kishlock that song.

Kishlock by Kate Schlecter December 4, 2010

kaushblock 

The act of cockblocking oneself.

The personal cockblock.

My friend chose GuildWars over a bootycall.

What a kaushblock!

kaushblock by hairyberrys169 January 30, 2012