shit swip

The act of accidently or inadvertantly shitting on your finger unknowingly and subsequently smearing the residue across your trousers.

Tim: what's that smell
Jim: sorry, I had to shit swip, the water was broken and it had run out of toilet roll.

shit swip by DAISYDAISYiPlay March 23, 2011

Shit Swipe 

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

Shit Swipe by billy dave April 17, 2009

shit swiping 

The act of scrolling or swiping social media while taking a shit.

Dude, I was shit swiping Facebook so long this morning, my legs fell asleep and a dingleberry dried on my ass!

shit swiping by AsianMeatMissil May 27, 2017

shit swipe 

i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my
shit stain on the credit card machine after
it is swiped....
then when everyone uses the same machine will
get my shit on their card...
and eventually on their hand...
when they start eating food
it'll be my shit on their hands...
and into their fuckin mouth

my shit swipe is contagious

shit swipe by eazy-X March 6, 2008