Netmug 

Egocentric internet user

Someone who believes that their knowledge of computers and the internet is much greater than it actually is.

John said he would help me with setting up my internet connection but it turned out he's a netmug with no knowledge what so ever!

Netmug by mmwalker March 20, 2011

Netfugue 

Noun. A word for the lost time to binge watching Netflix. Taken from the term “fugue” meaning a state or period of loss of awareness of one’s identity and the word/name “Netflix.”

I had another Netfugue incident this weekend. I watched all 5 seasons of Breaking Bad.

Netfugue by shmeggle November 5, 2015

nutmugger 

Someone who develops an unnatural attachment to another person, especially when that person is unworthy of being put on a pedestal. Basically someone who obsesses over a giant loser, in effect, making them an even bigger loser for emulating that person.

Ashley is a giant nutmugger on Leah, which is really disappointing, considering that Leah is more annoying than the freecreditreport commercials.

nutmugger by BackDoorDress January 15, 2010

Nutmug 

Not to be confused with the popular soccer term nutmeg when the attacking player dribbles the ball between the defenders legs, however in this case it is not a soccer ball going between your legs it is a large dagger-like shank. Nutmug is when any weapon or sharp object is inserted or stabbed into a victims testicular area. Typically used by gangs in the 1960’s the victim (always being a male) experiences excruciating pain in the baby-maker. After the action of stabbing another male’s balls has taken place it is popular to remove the male’s balls and keep them as souvenir usually storing them in a jar or box.

John-Bro what happened last night you were at the party then you just disappeared!
Michael-Bro everything went black the next thing I knew my balls were gone!
John- Oh you got nutmugged

Nutmug by ....Donut June 11, 2018

netmage 

a spice that if u eat a lot u get messed up for 36 hours. like ccc but more of a downer

he u wont some netmage and trip for 36 hours?

netmage by dave frost April 23, 2006