TSTB 

An abbreviation for 'Too Stoned To Ball'. As seen on the tv show Californication.

Duuuuuude, i am TSTB right now. I can't even get off this chair.

TSTB by im standing right behind you March 19, 2011

TSTB 

Too Stoned To Ball - A situation in which one has smoked too much marijuana to enjoy sex.

X : Man, last night's party was awesome, did you get any pussy?
Y : No, I was TSTB...

TSTB by ValmontFr March 14, 2011

tstb 

The sooner the better

Please answer me tstb.

tstb by vanessa954 November 3, 2014

TSTB 

To stoned to bone. A acronym made popular from Californication.

Mike: You heading over to your girls
Jim: Nah, TSTB
Mike: What?
Jim: To stoned to bone.

TSTB by Some kid named Steven March 11, 2011

TSTB 

Too Stupid To Breathe

Marty was trying to raise some tropical fish and actually got some to hatch but they all died. They were TSTB I guess.

TSTB by vicioushemi April 27, 2010

tstbatr 

TSTBATR = Too Stupid To Be Able To Read.

People who do not have enough cognitive ability to be able to read an article on the Internet have a tendency to post trite abbreviations like tl;dr which stands for Too Long; Didn't Read.

TSTBATR is the correct response.

TSTBATR John, you are just to stupid to be able to read any article with more than five words in it.

tstbatr by Aztec Joe July 15, 2010

tstbh 

TSTBH stands for “That sucks to be honest” i guess

“My dad died”, “TSTBH”

tstbh by Mr TM. April 7, 2023