reserection

Reserection (or res-erection), when you save an erection that had softened from unpleasant thoughts by looking at or thinking about something stimulating again.

My mate: Oi, did you fuck 'er last night?
Me: Fuck yeah mate, but I had to do a bit of a reserection. 'Accidentally glanced over at 'er dresser & saw a photo of her mum in a bloody wetsuit.
My mate: How'd you save it, mate?
Me: Looking next to 'er mum & looking at 'er in the wetsuit.
My mate: Fuckin' nice save, mate.

reserection by Killossal March 18, 2017

reserection

rez-e-rek-shun (noun) a morning wood of biblical proportions

On the third day, Jesus awoke from the tomb with a raging reserection.

reserection by dave3:16 March 7, 2011

reserection

When u have an erection that goes away then it comes back

before dinner i had an errection but now im starting to get a huge reserection

reserection by jack the monster May 17, 2011

reserection

when Viagra starts working 3 days later.

My reserection was a rock-hard miracle that lasted for days.

reserection by Bum Bull Bee January 24, 2008

Reserection

The ability to get a hard-on within a few minutes after ejaculation.

My wife was so hot, her beauty caused a reserection !

Reserection by Frank Palace April 1, 2021

Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.

(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."

Reserection by blunts all day May 21, 2011

ResErection

The act of obtaining an erection though the resurrection of a friend.

Wow, I totally got a reserection when Bobby was brought back to life.

ResErection by LaunchPadMcQuack February 23, 2011