Lumberjack'd 

Traditionally the term by which one would indicate that they just got their lumber stolen, this word now refers to the event when you leave Facebook open on your computer and someone else posts something (often self-degrading, or the word "Lumberjack'd" itself) on your wall.

Traditional usage: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's building materials getting stolen.)

Current Use: "You just got Lumberjack'd!" (In reference to one's dignity being stolen.)

Lumberjack'd by The Wandering Mage March 5, 2011

Lumberjack Denial Syndrome 

The state of being so strongly attracted to Lumberjacks as to render the person's psyche incapable of dealing with said attraction.

Key symptoms include, but are not limited to: vehemently denying the raw manliness of chewing tobacco, jerked beef and facial hair; opposition to cutting things down, inability to recognize brilliant singing, and a feigned disdain for pictures of people eating fish.

When caught early, treatment is possible and consists of housewifery in large doses.

My friend was being a douche so I beat him on the head with a sign bearing the words "Lumberjack Denial Syndrome".

14% of the people in New Mexico have Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

My sister had Lumberjack Denial Syndrome.

Lumberjack Denial Syndrome by Professor Alwaysright September 5, 2006

lumberjack smack down 

When you line up a group of girls and you run up and smack them in the face with your cock, the way a lumberjack runs thru a field of tree. i.e. hoes being the trees

"ladies welcome to friday night lumberjack smack down, everyone down to their knees"

lumberjack smack down by arnold schowllenpecker April 20, 2008

dirty lumberjack 

A Variation of the move the "Dirty Sanchez" (see Dirty Sanchez). Instead of wiping a finger covered in shit over under ones nose to mimic a moustache, and entire beard is made.

She liked the dirty sanchez, however the Dirty Lumberjack was far more effective.

dirty lumberjack by MONEYHOUSE December 7, 2006

Double around-the-back Lumberjack 

The act of inserting two fingers into the anus of someone from behind and then once fingers are fully covered with feces, rubbing it on their face in the appearence of a scruffy lumberjack's beard.

Did you hear kyle received a Double around-the-back Lumberjack last night?

Double around-the-back Lumberjack by Paul and Nina with inspiration from Kyle November 21, 2006

Dutch Lumberjack 

Sex act in which the male pushes or trips the female and she lands on her front side. Then the male yells "Timber" and falls over landing on her aiming his penis for her anus.

"I totally gave that ho a Dutch Lumberjack."

Dutch Lumberjack by Bobby Huff August 10, 2008

Dirty Lumberjack 

Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.

In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.

He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.

Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.




ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack

--quite a twist.

Quick! Fred, give me a dirty lumberjack so the police will not recognize me.

Dirty Lumberjack by [willy] OHHHH BEEEE February 25, 2009