Chilactate

A variation on the succesful union of Chill and Relax, however becoming even more mellow to the point of lactation.

Commonly used as advice to calm down.

eg wife is unhappy with her meal in a fancy restaurant
Wife: The whole underside is burnt!, and they left off the cress! This is disastrous lets just go!
Husband:Look, i'll speak to the waiter, you just stay here and chilactate.

Chilactate by GKaye March 3, 2011

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Chilajate

Mix between chill and relajate (relax). Cubafied version of chillax.

Bro, Chilajate! It's not a big deal!

Chilajate by Andrew 305 November 27, 2009

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Chilactate • chillactate • Chilajate • Chillitates

Chillactate

A combination of "chill out" and "calm your tits." The tits are calmed so much that, in some cases, they actually start lactating.

Girl: "BITCH BITCH BITCH BLAH BLAH BLAH"
Guy: "Woah, chillactate, you're being a bitch."

Chillactate by TheBadOwl January 16, 2012

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chillactate

v. - the act being extremely relaxed while simultaneously breast-feeding an infant. (often with the aid of marijuana)

Brittany chillactated for 3 hours after hitting the blunt.

chillactate by hardcorejacket01 November 24, 2009

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Chillitates

Mashed potatoes with chili on top.

I really like chillitates for dinner

Chillitates by Smileymileyface March 2, 2019

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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