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The Toyvek is a cuddly yet feisty creature that hails from Poland. Covered in soft fur and muscles, the Toyvek requires constant food and sex for survival. This is not hard for Toyvek to come by because he has the ability to command food to be brought to him, and he is indubitably taxable which brings females from all around. The Toyvek is attracted by sounds of metal, words of logic, and the female derrière. Be warned-Toyveks have an adverse response to nags.
Toyvek is well-known for crushing and driving his enemies away, and hearing the lamentations of their women.
Toyvek by Angie Pangie Bear February 28, 2011
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Fresh insulation used for houses.
That house was hella wrapped in Tyvek, homes.
tyvek by Ellis August 21, 2004
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Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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