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Manhattan Rodeo 

A scenario which begins with a male being roofied by a female. In order for such an event to become a full fledged Manhattan Rodeo, the female in question must then position the male in question upon his back and proceed to have sexual intercourse with him by riding his fully erect penis. The imagery of such an act evokes a twisted image of a cowboy attempting to stay upon an angry bull. Unfortunately, this opportunistic cowgirl is going to stay on until the drugs wear off. The event is complete only when the roofies wear off and the male is in full grasp of his actions.
A Note from the Author Concerning Origin: In 1892, a Texan named Travis Muttonchops journeyed to New York City in order to sell some cattle and bed a hooker or three. After his business transactions were complete he went to the bar in his hotel. A rather attractive hussy named Wendy Wannaride straddled up next to the Texan and offered to buy him a drink. Never the one to refuse whiskey, Travis agreed. The drink, of course, was roofied and before he knew his whiskey had been tampered with, Travis was being dragged back to his room. He woke up several hours later to Wendy riding his penis. Travis, in dismay, is reported to have inadvertently said, "What is this? A goddamn Manhattan Rodeo?"

Modern Example:
TODD- "Oh my God Mike...I think that chick from the bar last night roofied me and then had sex with me..."
DILLON- "Sounds like a classic Manhattan Rodeo to me there Todd...
Manhattan Rodeo by Some Things January 25, 2011
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manhattan rodeo clown 

When you are behind your girl going at it while she is on her period. You then pull out shove her down paint a clown face and yell "I'M WALKING HERE!"
"Man last night she was mess. I gave her a Manhattan Rodeo Clown, then stepped off."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026