scoots

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

scoots

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

by Danf98 December 28, 2005

scoots

Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.

Let's go smoke some scoots!

by ThatGirl132 January 25, 2011

scoots

awful, bad, etc.

That layout is scoots!

by chickendrop August 11, 2008

Scoot scoot!

interjection: An expression of excitement often displayed by Indian males at large convocations in agreement with previously expressed excitement.

There's BEER!!!!!
Fuck yeah!!
Scoot scoot!
What?

by what'supPLAYa? September 1, 2010

The scoots

Diarrhoea
(A watery, runny shit)

“Have you heard, Susan has the scoots”

by junghosocks February 16, 2018

Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008