scoots 

The runs, Hershey-squirts, diarrhea.

Aw, man, I had the scoots somethin' awful.

scoots by The Protagonist August 22, 2005

Scoots 

The condition that causes a dog to slide around on the floor to scratch his ass. Often due to itching caused by worms.

Damnit, Rover's got the scoots again!

Scoots by Big Brett the Bomb Threat December 31, 2003

scoots 

A bad case of the runs where the unfortunate individual afflicted has to "scoot" to the bathroom in order to avoid soiling there calvins.

<argv0> Did you take a shit?
<marlon> no, go ahead, I was just in there brushing my teeth
<argv0> Sweet Jesus!!!, you fucking asshole I almost pucked
<marlon> you like that, I had the scoots
<argv0> you sick fuck!

scoots by Danf98 December 28, 2005

scoots 

Marijuana combined with tobacco. Smoked like weed.

Let's go smoke some scoots!

scoots by ThatGirl132 January 25, 2011

Scoots 

Shoes

Hey, look at my new scoots!

Scoots by keepinupwthekoolkids September 14, 2018

Scoots 

A way better word for anything good , such as cool or epic .

" Hey Kenny I didnt do it for the dwarves "
" Don't even trip Fernando its all scoots "

Scoots by young trap lord August 21, 2014

Scoots 

money, scratch

I'm low on scoots, That takes scoots,

Scoots by Anonymous November 8, 2003