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magic card 

fake ID card used by underage kids

hey man can I hold $100 to get a magic card made so that I can get into the club tonight?
magic card by TushiGizzle April 24, 2006

Black Magic Card

Is a nickname for the American Express Centurion Card, also known as the Amex Black Titanium. It's famous for having no preset spending limit, offering exclusive perks, access to elite places, and a sense of limitless financial power. It’s seen as almost like black magic, but it’s reserved only for a select few.

Example:
He walked into the Gucci store, pulled out his American Express, and just like that, the card made all the customers disappear—like magic. He had the whole store to himself, a prime example of the Black Magic Card.
Lee: Bruv, I’m going to try and get myself an Amex Black American Express card."

Frank: "Don’t, don’t be a muppet, bruv.

You’re never going to get a Black Magic Card, bruv. It’s only for the elite, bruv."

Lee: "Yeah, maybe you’re right, bruv. I’m dreaming again, LOL."

Frank: LOL."

Magic Cards 

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.
Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!
Magic Cards by Anonymous March 11, 2004

Magic cards 

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
Magic cards by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026