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quitfired 

When you decide to quit before being fired.

You're too lazy or don't feel like caring to quit properly (school applies as well). You kind of had it coming. But you don't care, since you didn't show up for work for a week without calling (work). Or you miss the deadline to drop all classes (in university).
You can't fire me—I quitfired.
quitfired by Mr.Brainwash January 16, 2011
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quitfired 

When an employer offers an employee the opportunity to quit before their employment is terminated. This opportunity is offered to give the employee a chance to avoid embarrassment and to make it less difficult to secure new employment. A compound word created from the two verbs most commonly associated with voluntary and involuntary employment termination.
"Why did you quit your job?" "Well, the manager called me into his office and quitfired me."
quitfired by Christopher Simmons October 7, 2003
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Quitfire 

When a manager wants someone to quit but doesn't want to fire them, he gets them to quit by either discussing the negatives of the position with no solution or positives, or he tells them they wont be successful and displays no confidence in their ability to succeed unit they quit.
After Kevin Grissom knocked up his secretary, he wanted to fire her. He knew it was illegal to fire her for that reason, but knew it was necessary. As a solution he explained to her that the negatives of the position far outweighed any positives and that she should think about that. Consequently, she quit, saving KGrissom from the headache of working with her everyday. It was a textbook quitfire right out of management 101.
Quitfire by Cross town chocolate October 22, 2013
When a person has quit something multiple times and they are soon labeled as not being able to commit.
He’s a quitered babes, just can’t commit to the wonderful world of closed relationships!
Quitered by anonymous January 21, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026