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A fucking pedophile who has no life, jacks off his aids covered dick, watches illegal stuff, has passed only 5th grade at the age of 18, got a job at a burger joint and quit at the age of 26, shits his bed once and has the IQ of a fucked up retarded person, eats once he watches TV, eats 3 times a day, foods like burritos and foods like that and soda, when dating anyone, mostly a person older than him/her, their sex is 2 minutes long, goes to a store and purchases 5 things, usually snacks that last 2 days, the only thing these people like to do are watching cartoons and throwing grenades at anyone, now we know what these people are like, these people are almost 6 feet tall, weight more than 100 pounds, have gray beards, drool in public, will smack someone with a dildo and get sent home when found at a park, these people are 18 and older, will find a fire hydrant and paint their houses with paint and other flammable things and they live near gas stations
Me: I saw a pedotard a few minutes ago
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life
pedotard by Tylerthecultist October 30, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026