pedoturd 

an insult implying someone is a fece that likes younger feces

mox, you are an ass thrusting pedoturd

pedoturd by elpieso January 16, 2011

pedotard 

A fucking pedophile who has no life, jacks off his aids covered dick, watches illegal stuff, has passed only 5th grade at the age of 18, got a job at a burger joint and quit at the age of 26, shits his bed once and has the IQ of a fucked up retarded person, eats once he watches TV, eats 3 times a day, foods like burritos and foods like that and soda, when dating anyone, mostly a person older than him/her, their sex is 2 minutes long, goes to a store and purchases 5 things, usually snacks that last 2 days, the only thing these people like to do are watching cartoons and throwing grenades at anyone, now we know what these people are like, these people are almost 6 feet tall, weight more than 100 pounds, have gray beards, drool in public, will smack someone with a dildo and get sent home when found at a park, these people are 18 and older, will find a fire hydrant and paint their houses with paint and other flammable things and they live near gas stations

Me: I saw a pedotard a few minutes ago
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life

pedotard by Tylerthecultist October 30, 2021