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Aspinall 

Vomiting after having little or nothing to drink, due to being a lightweight in alcohol consumption, whilst pretending that it is down to other means, such as food poisoning, vile stench, or other illness.
I cant believe he continues to pull Aspinall's on nights out when he knows he just cant handle the drink!
Aspinall by homewrecker300110 January 5, 2011
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Aspinall 

An overly friendly pal.

Thinks they are everyone’s best mate, when they’re really annoying.
‘Remember that lad from footy? He was a right annoying Aspinall’
Aspinall by CheeseClip December 6, 2021

mr aspinall 

someone who milks himself to get enough milk for his cereal and 51 children
wow that guy is a complete mr aspinall
mr aspinall by mercrazzle May 11, 2009

Jordan Aspinall 

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies
Jordan Aspinall by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026