Amish Condom

Constructing your own prophylactic using the intestines of some farm animal (usually a pig) to keep you from becoming a baby daddy.

I was out of rubbers, but luckily had just butchered a pig so fashioned myself an Amish Condom.

Amish Condom by The Real Poop Ninja December 30, 2010

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