Jing Wing

It is an unwanted half-boner. It isn't at the point of a full erection and isn't completely limp. You are on the fence and you are not sure which side of the fence you are going to land on. It may become a full erection or your penis may just fall back into dismay. You may get one from waking up in the morning, or the act of a chick possibly grinding on you.

-Do you have a boner right now?
-No, I unfortunately have a half-boner right now.
-Oh, you mean a jing wing.

-Man I have a jing wing right now.
-You do. Why?
-Well, that chick has been grinding on me for a while. I want to like her but all I'm getting is a jing wing.
-Maybe she isn't right for you.

Jing Wing by Grishnog December 24, 2010

Jing Wing Ba 

1) to hypnotize one to do what you want

2) a shout out of extreme excitement

jingwinggivemeheadba

JING WING BA, that girl Jamie is SMINCE!

Jing Wing Ba by Jamsizzle October 3, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012