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Douche-year old 

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
Douche-year old by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018

Doucheldork 

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)
Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork
Doucheldork by andy1 January 15, 2006

Doucheolous monkitoes 

The scientific term used for "douch monkey".
"Gosh, my english teacher is such a doucheolous monkitoes, he assigns way too much homework!"
Doucheolous monkitoes by Desserts January 11, 2015

Doucheology 

The study of being a douche bag.
Man 1: Hey dickhead, I finally got my degree in Doucheology.

Man 2: So now you're a doucheologist?

Man 1: Correct-o! -pops collar up-

Man 2: Wow, you're great at it too!
Doucheology by Doucheologist September 14, 2010

douchehold 

a portmanteau of the words douche and threshold, the point at which a new acquaintance is irrevocably determined to be a douche.
"sorry i couldn't stick around any longer on your blind date, but that guy totally crossed my douchehold."
douchehold by just a coincidence December 9, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026