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Sticky Shake 

The decision to shake someone's hand after a Sticky Moment. Shaking someone's hand before you wash them after masturbating. Normally, hands still have semen, cum, lotion or lube on them.
I already didn't shake his hand the last time I had a Sticky Moment so this time I said fuck it and gave him a Sticky Shake.

Friend1: What's up, man (shakes hands w/Friend2)
Friend2: How do my kids feel bitch! Do you like Sticky Shakes! Got ya bitch!
Friend1: Aw man, you're fucking gross!
Sticky Shake by Chico Blacklung December 15, 2010
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more than you can shake a stick at

At the protest there will be more hippies that you can shake a stick at

to shake a stick at 

Term used to describe a women that is worth remembering for the "spank bank" later.
She's nothin' to shake a stick at but she's not bad looking.
to shake a stick at by gibbys folly November 16, 2013

Stick in the shake 

Being a stick in the shake is way more irritating then dealing with a stick in the mud.
Devon: Lindsey is being such a stick in the mud....she never lets me get what I want, it's like trying to have sex with a medieval hooker......

John: Na man she's being a stick in the shake......sounds more like a pussy that way

shake a stick  

"They forgot the mustard on my burger dude don't shake a stick over it"
shake a stick by Grafstein January 23, 2009

More than i can shake a stick at 

1.(Verb) meaning more than the user could masturbate with or masturbate to.

2.(Noun) An inconceivably large amount of something.
"More than i can shake a stick at"- In a conversation;

Car parts store clerk-"Would you like to purchase some hand cleaner sir?"

Customer-"No thanks man, i have more hand cleaner than i can shake a stick at!"

Car parts store clerk-"Wow thats alot of hand cleaner!"

Customer-"Dude you have no idea......."

shake the celery stick 

the male version of shaking ur lettuce
"brb im just gonna go shake the celery stick!"