Blowdane 

girl who is sexually promiscuous, a slut; a derogative insult usually describing a woman of loose character; someone who sleeps around

Janet: Oh my God! That girl over there is pregnant and shes only 15 years old!
Roxy: I know her. She's been with at least 5 guys. She is such a blowdane.

Blowdane by classic chick December 14, 2010

Blowdango 

A person performing falatio on another person in a favorable and extensive manner.

My Girlfriend just did the blowdango! Twice!

Blowdango by qwertyurban April 22, 2010

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016