Blowdane 

girl who is sexually promiscuous, a slut; a derogative insult usually describing a woman of loose character; someone who sleeps around

Janet: Oh my God! That girl over there is pregnant and shes only 15 years old!
Roxy: I know her. She's been with at least 5 guys. She is such a blowdane.

Blowdane by classic chick December 14, 2010

Blowdango 

A person performing falatio on another person in a favorable and extensive manner.

My Girlfriend just did the blowdango! Twice!

Blowdango by qwertyurban April 22, 2010

Lapjob Blowdance

When a woman (preferably a dancer/stripper) gives you a lapdance without your pants on. This lapdance must be so well executed that you, in fact, cum all over the inside of her thighs. Then, you pour cocaine all over the semen and then make the woman snort the cocaine/semen mixture from her thigh area.

Not to be confused with a lapdance and subsequent blowjob.

I paid a Chinese hooker 300 dollars to perform a lapjob blowdance last night for me. She told me I had to supply the blow. About 40 minutes in, she had a stroke and died. The quality of strippers around here is getting really bad.

Lapjob Blowdance by Fluffywillow November 1, 2011