corn jacket

Human excrement. Basically, when you eat corn, about 13 hours later, it comes out your ass looking the same way it went into your mouth. But, on the way out, it needs a jacket. That is what the turd wrapped around your shat out corn is. The poop keeping my old corn kernels warm is a corn jacket.

I was at a BBQ yesterday and today I birthed a corn jacket. (IE, my poop was studded with corn.)

corn jacket by therealnate December 14, 2010

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Cornjacked

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

Cornjacked by Cornjack August 4, 2008

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Related Words

corn jacket • Cornjacked • Corn • corn dog • corn ball • corn flakes • corn on the cob • corn cobbing • corn dogged • corn husker

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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