face-post 

Face-post

1. to reply to a message (usually on a message board) by using a smiley or face.

2. To always reply with a smiley or face at the end of each message to help show the emotion behind it.

It can be annoying if you do it constantly.

Face-post:
1. :)/:o/XD/o_o etc.

2. Hi :(/OMG EMU PANTS O_O/You're stupid :o etc.

face-post by Farmerbob November 12, 2005

post face 

A cleaner, not-so-obvious way to describe the face one gets immediately after ejaculating (post-coitus, or, more often than not, post-porn)

Everyone in the music video jizz in my pants does the post face at least five times.

"Dude I walked into my dorm earlier and John suddenly slammed his computer shut and looked at me with a post face. Way too obvious."

post face by Rafael13 September 12, 2011

Face Book Post Mortim

When someone makes a post and no one either "likes" or "comments' on it

"Did you see Dave's post yesterday? No one commented on it. Not even a "like" . It is just a dead post.

"Yeah, that one went to Face Book Post Mortim"

Face Book Post Mortim by WSH51 November 13, 2011

pre-post mortem face 

When ones face looks like it has already gone through the mortem process.

That meth head has pre-post mortem face.

pre-post mortem face by Elwood82 February 4, 2016

Post-Zoom Face 

An awkward, fading smile that lasts about 6.5 seconds after you leave a Zoom Meeting.

Origin: When you're saying goodbye several times but don't really know when to press "Leave Meeting".

Bro, just got out of the worst fuckin online meeting ever. Post-Zoom Face lasted so long

Post-Zoom Face by AbeNMS92 March 17, 2022

poster-face 

Someone who is so hot and sexy their face belongs on a poster. Basically an all-around stud. Think of Brad Pitt and Marilyn Monroe's love child, then multiply by 1000.

Hot girl 1: That guy over there is super cute!
Hot girl 2: He's more than cute, he's a poster-face.
Drooling frenzied crowd of hot girls: OMG WE LOVE HIM SOOooOO MUCH!!!11!!2!!

poster-face by <3Ponsvir999 April 28, 2010

posting face 

When someone is posting their face / body online for a multitude of reasons, but usually for the attention of the opposite sex - and usually in a classless manner that detracts from their personality.

Boy 1: I'm seeing this girl a lot recently but she keeps uploading pictures to Instagram like every day, there's always something on show.

Boy 2: She been posting face yeah?

Boy 1: Yeah, she been posting face BAD bro

posting face by peacedit June 9, 2021