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flaming ass launch 

A derivative of fart lighting in which the anal methane is used to launch an object. Originated in the rain forrests of Peru, where the indeginous people launch poinson darts from their asses to kill monkeys.
My flaming ass launch just broke the neighbor's window!

Lunch Ass 

A condition that occurs when you've over eaten and become lazy or sleepy.
Similar reference: food coma
...after that burger I got major lunch ass, so I went to my car to take a nap.
Lunch Ass by Oilfieldlex July 15, 2018

Lunch Ass 

A standard for judging a woman's ass at lunchtime that is less critical than later in the evening.
"That waitress is hot," said Thomas. "I agree, very nice Lunch Ass," responded Tony.
Lunch Ass by Srini Balasubrian January 7, 2009

Lunch lady ass 

Ah ass that's extra tall and extra wide but not at all thicc
Also you don't kno where the legs stop and the ass start
"Damn that fat girl got lunch lady ass smh where her got damn legs even start tho"
Lunch lady ass by YaBoiSam October 18, 2016

lunch his ass 

OldSkoolReno: i dont remember
OldSkoolReno: latest ebonix
OldSkoolReno: lunch his ass means buy him lunch
OldSkoolReno: in gratitude for giving us essays to do
Boy I'll lunch ur ass if you help me with the Geometry assignment!
lunch his ass by gookymcnuggaspic January 19, 2004