glond 

To lie convincingly.

He had glondt.

glond by Paper or Plastic November 30, 2010

glond 

To remove a word from the English language.

Due to this overwhelming evidence I am going ON THE RECORD as glonding "glond" as NOT A WORD, either now or EVER IN THE FUTURE.

glond by Manniresky December 8, 2010

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

glendalish 

adj. can be used to say something is amazing, or great; better than good.

Damn, that concert was glendalish!

glendalish by Pat March 16, 2005

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018

Glendous

So much more than gorgeous

Jade, you are so much more than gorgeous, you are glendous.

Glendous by Fatcherry May 22, 2020

hand to gland combat

A very vigorous masturbation session!

Man! You look like you've indulged in some Hand to Gland combat!

hand to gland combat by CrazyDiamond January 27, 2005