Fuckney 

a combination of the words "fucking" and "funny". as in instead of saying something was "fucking funny" you say something is "fuckney" also works as "fucknier" as opposed to "funnier"

that joke you told was Fuckney chris

Fuckney by batmanmcgee November 10, 2010

Give a fuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject

Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.

Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!

Give a fuckness level: 0

Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!

Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck

Give a fuckness by Makc nosrem June 21, 2012

The Fuckness 

Something that is too awesome too ever be decribed.

Yo dude, check out that Car. It's The Fuckness.

The Fuckness by I GOT THIS SHIT November 10, 2009

Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead

Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot

Fucknetic Alphabet by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011

fucknel 

Fucknel is the equivelent of shitballs, it basically is an expression somebody says when they are very scared, very excited, or very angry.

Person 1: *jumps out in front of person 2"
Person 2: Holy Fucknel! oh woah its just you

Person: Oh Fucknel who released my pokemon!

Son: Dad I got into harvard!
Dad: Thats fuckneling great

fucknel by mjustasec April 25, 2010

Buckley Fuckley 

When you dip your dick in Buckleys cough syrup and get a blowjob

She had a soar throat so I gave that bitch the Buckley Fuckley and we both felt better

Buckley Fuckley by DevonBuckley September 22, 2011

fuckness 

1. an expression of pain or agony.
2. a good word to yell out when something bad happens.

FUCKNESS! i stubbed my toe god damnitt!

O fuckness! we have another math test today!?!?

fuckness by Isabelle November 15, 2003