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A person who chooses not to drink alcoholic beverages or use drugs. It is a combination of the first letter of Straight and the first letter of Edge and the last three letters of veGAN. Pronounced with a long e as in weekend.
"Oh, no thank you, I am segan."
segan by Segan vegan October 3, 2009
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A segan is a vegan (someone that does not eat any food made from animals or animal products) that also does not use drugs or alcohol or participate in casual sex.
Pronounced with a long e as in the word "week".
This is an edit to a previous definition.
Hello, would you care for a glass of wine, or a line of cocaine, or a cup of regular coffee, or to hook up, or whatever (fill in the blank) ? Oh, no thank you, I am segan.
segan by segan vegan October 4, 2009

Sean Spicer 

One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.
Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.
Sean Spicer by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017

Sean Penn to the rescue!

A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.
Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!

Sean Payton'd 

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
I just got Sean Payton'd.
Sean Payton'd by GManOfKC January 16, 2018
Derogatory term used in imageboards to refer to people that come from or live in Southeast Asia countries.
I hear SEAniggers keep dead relatives mummies in their own houses for years. Truly disgusting...
SEAnigger by anonymous September 14, 2020