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A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.
“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
by GManOfKC December 10, 2018
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Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
I just got Sean Payton'd.
by GManOfKC January 16, 2018
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