Cocknippled

Having both nipples oriented inward; Crooked or askew.

Smokey McPot: Johnny, I can't tell if her nipples are looking at me, or the vending machine behind me?

Johnny Potsmoker: Yeeeee, she's totally cocknippled bro.

Cocknippled by Johnny Pot-Smoker October 24, 2010

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CockNipples

Someone with nipples that can touch the moon, Often caused by sexual arousal or drugs. Can not be cured.

'Dude, Did you see that eclipse last night? No, Jack just has Cocknipples!"

CockNipples by SilenceCocknipples September 21, 2011

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Cocknippled • cock nipples • cocknapped • cocksnipped

cocknapped

The involuntary viewing of male reproductive organs

Did you hear that Alex cocknapped Emil.

cocknapped by NoValidFire January 19, 2006

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cocksnipped

The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.

guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.

cocksnipped by hxtdrpepper August 14, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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