by Willy February 26, 2004
from the book and movie "Death of a salesman". it is a rare condition of the brain which affects speech and muscle movements...such as shouting randomly at people and nobody sometimes and then forgetting what you were on about. also it can lead to keeping strict accounts and saying "im keeping strict accounts charlie" over and over again to someone not called charlie. side affects may include throttling of random people for no reason.
Person 1: I averaged 170 dollars a week...
Person 2:You never did...
Person 1:I AVERAGED 170 DOLLARS A WEEK IN THE YEAR OF 1957!!!1
Person 3:Your such a willy loman
Person 2:You never did...
Person 1:I AVERAGED 170 DOLLARS A WEEK IN THE YEAR OF 1957!!!1
Person 3:Your such a willy loman
by casparnickjordanryan January 16, 2008
Super-rich non-celebrity guy that dates famous socialites (such as Lindsay Lohan). You've seen him in the tabloids...one week he's engaged to Paris Hilton, next week he's gotten an Olsen twin pregnant, week after that he's courting some other rich-for-no-reason waif.
Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.
Examples include Stavros Niarchos, Brandon Davis, Rick Salomon, Paris Lastis, Adam Goldstein and every other restaurant/oil/greek shipping heir on the planet that regularly dates Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Kim Kardashian, and/or the Olsen twins.
"Did you see Nicole Ritchie's new Lindsay LoMan on the cover of US magazine? Wasn't he with Paris Hilton in last month's issue? I smell a catfight!"
by stenzo. September 11, 2007
A very muscular human being with a long thick cock that females come from all around standing in line to experience there sexual desires and abilities to have mind blowing orgasms.
by K fun February 5, 2010
lomane, she smells good because she bought a new perfume. She is a very beautiful woman who look younger. She has this natural beauty: long eyelashes, perfect eyebrows, big ass lol. She is the one who will tell you that you will succeed, that you're capable to do things. She will always motivate you in few things. A lot of guys have a crush on her but she still waiting for the good one. She always thinks that she can't do a lot of things but she is so powerful. Lomane tries to be here for others while maintaining a subjective opinion: she will be here for you with acts but not with lyrics. You must know that before know her, otherwise you can think she don't care of you. Have a Lomane in your life, she is the best sister, she can protect you and make you discover life.
me: she hurts me..
lomane: this is a bitch, don't keep contact with her
me: okayy
lomane: heyy let's have fun now!! let's go to windsurfing together :))
lomane: this is a bitch, don't keep contact with her
me: okayy
lomane: heyy let's have fun now!! let's go to windsurfing together :))
by telmathenuggets November 21, 2021
loves nugget porn and has a Kurt Cobain conspiracy involving JFK and Hitler being a transgender pretending to be Cobain's wife and inventing the 360 no scope
by pog119 February 17, 2021