Lumhole 

A yawning gape characterised by a complete loss of all natural elasticity. Often found near massive beans.

Oh my god have you seen her lumhole? It's awfully roomy in there.

Where's Alice? She got lost up the lumhole.

Lumhole by seg unit September 25, 2010

Lumhole 

A monsterous vacuum. Identifiable by its wizard-sleeve shape and cavenous space. Often simultaneously inhabited by numerous Lumfillers.

The Lumhole has an operational capacity of the O2 arena.

Lumhole by The Smooth Operator September 22, 2010

Lughole 

Slang for ear(s). Derived from Cockney Rhyming slang from Toby Jugs (lugs).

Come back 'ere you cheeky whippersnapper, so I can give you a clep round your lughole!

Lughole by Lugs-o September 30, 2004

slugged up to the lugholes 

Very drunk, lugholes meaning ears so of course drunk up to the ears, literally!

Expression common in South Wales

You shoulda seen Owen last night, he was hardly able to speak he was so drunk ......... he was standing by the bar, slugged up to his lugholes with a big bag of fish!

I always get slugged up to the lugholes on a Friday night!

slugged up to the lugholes by llanellirog September 21, 2005

lugholes 

ears -- black country word

listen with your delicate lugholes

lugholes by buddie March 26, 2004

bassett's lugholes

A slang term for large, dangling labia (pussy lips) on a woman, so big that they resemble a bassett hounds' ears.

"Oh my god, you should have seen the size of her c*nt lips, they were like bassett's lugholes."

bassett's lugholes by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008