Puszom

The doubled-over roll(s) of belly fat between the "pussy" and "bosom" when used as sexual orifice.

That bitch's pussy was dry, so I fucked her puszom.

Puszom by Jewgirlla September 21, 2010

pushometrics 

The mistaken notion that the more often or the harder you press an elevator button, the faster it will arrive.

Jacob kept impatiently hitting the 'down' button for the elevator so I had to give him a lesson in pushometrics.

pushometrics by TCP2315 November 24, 2010

Pussommelier 

A Pussommelier (püˈsɒməljeɪ/ or /pūsʌməlˈjeɪ/; French pronunciation: poosɔməlje), or vagina steward, is a trained and knowledgeable pussy professional, normally working for free, who specializes in all aspects of cunnilingual service as well as pressure and rhythm pairing. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a fuckboy in fine dining today. It is opined by PussSommeliers Australia that the role is strategically on a par with that of the executive lesbian or jouet de sexe.1

That dude from an episode or two of Sex & the City who was famous for going down on chicks, he's a Pussommelier. Always capitalize that shit!

Pussommelier by nwg5004.1 August 19, 2016

pussom 

A cross between a pussy ( sensitive person, or male who does not date girls, and just hangs out with them) and a possum ( a rodden that plays dead when approached with a difficult situation.) Otherwise a person who is very sensitive, or does not stand up for themselves, what they believe in, or their friends and plays death.

"Gage is such a pussom, he never stands up for me when I talk about my period and when Austin makes fun of me."

pussom by Sumarin January 19, 2008

pussometer 

Handy tool for keeping track of the potential pussy you may receive in a week.

Kaleb always forgets his pussometer at home but lucky for him, Tim always brings a spare. pussypussy meter

pussometer by SuperDaddySweetDick March 22, 2016

puszo 

Very cute dawg 😋 often also called ron. He loves treats, watermelon, hammock, and cuddles. But his only source of true happiness is walks. On his walks, he will stop at flowers and grass and he will sunbathe in them, while looking like a model obviously😍. He is very friendly and only borks when he suspects danger. Puszo will become Opera Ron when you play piano. His talents are singing, being cute, boxing, and literally every other talent you can think of. 10000000/10 dawg.

Puszo Shuszo

puszo by Cerealwheats88 July 9, 2021

pussomatic

A vehicle with an automatic transmission usually driven by pussies too scared to drive a manual transmission vehicle.

Buyer: Hi, I'm calling about the truck you have for sale. Is that a manual?

Seller: no its an automatic

Buyer: Sorry I'll get clowned driving a pussomatic in my hood.

pussomatic by Smoking hot 1966 Cadillac October 12, 2021