Invite of Duty. Somebody you dont want to invite to a party but whom you know you have to as a matter of duty.
Jane - Who's that ugly kid dancing on the table?
Dan - Oh, ignore him, he's an I.O.D
Jane - Ew gross
The mistaken notion that the more often or the harder you press an elevator button, the faster it will arrive.
Jacob kept impatiently hitting the 'down' button for the elevator so I had to give him a lesson in pushometrics.
The actions of two people manoeuvring for an armrest in a cinema.
Ben stole some of Natasha's popcorn while she played armzies with the stranger next to her.
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