whingebooking 

someone uses facebook as a "dear diary I hate my life" platform on a regular basis, typically goes hand in hand with Vaguebooking too, sufferers are often in a "complicated relationship" (aka too weak to move on) or hate their job/partner/life so most of their facebooking is negative and when challenged about it will often whinge even more!

Just saw Dave's facebook status again, he's sooo whingebooking again check it out : "Ok its official I'm really P***d off now. I'm tired, bored, fed up, annoyed, and irritated so in case you wondered yes I'm well and truly F***D OFF!!!!"

whingebooking by shanerbn September 15, 2010

winebooking 

The act of using Facebook when drinking excessive amounts of wine. People who engage in winebooking tend to make inappropriate, obnoxious, offensive, or bizarre comments/ posts that they later regret.

I was winebooking last night and when woke up this morning I realized that I told everybody I know about my anal leakage problem...oops!

winebooking by Anonymous Hottie March 27, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016