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duffle bagging

A form of autoerotic asphyxiation in which an individual is zipped up and optionally padlocked in a large carryall, preferably from The North Face.
Hey, did you hear about that maths wiz code-breaker from MI6 who died while duffle bagging in his safe house flat in Pimlico?

Duffel Baggin'-it 

The act of "shoving" or strategically placing your flaccid/semi-plump penis into an already stale vagina. This simulates stuffing smelly, wrinkled cloths into a duffel bag that's too small. This uninspired state of one's floppy member is known by many names. However ,this concentrates solely on act, of "Dufflin'"
Lizzy- "Is it...?...Is it in?....."

(Troy's inner monologue- "........I'm just gunna Duffel Bag-it.....she won't know the difference, especially after that Xanax kicks in.")

Troy - "uhm........Gettin' there......."(intermittent breaths, dripping sweat, chapped lips and dry pussy)

Duffel Baggin'-it

Duffelbagging 

When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.
Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004