Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

Spoon Jacking 

A true test of male bonding, whereby one gentleman of sound mind and kindred spirit, befriends a casual aquaintance of his dearest fellow stag, and understands the pressures and limitations of a "spooning" relationship, and feels the desire to aid the demands of the female entity, and hence "hijacks" a proportion of the workload, of course with the best intentions for all.
After which, an agreement is made to perpetuate this arrangement until the needs of the damsel have been adequately fulfilled

Michael: That birds been around a few times this week mate, are you sure you're up to the task?
Peter: Not a problem, my friend JC has been more than happy to share the workload. And even though I cannever recall asking him, I'm relieved he's there for me
Tim: Seems like a clear cut case of Spoon Jacking to me, and we should all be very grateful

Spoon Jacking by The phantom tanner October 31, 2014

spoonwalking

When at least two people get into a standing spooning position and walk around holding this position. Also referred to as the lover's hold and walk.

Is that Monica and Nate spoonwalking again? They really need to hold hands instead.

spoonwalking by HG to C November 16, 2018

Spoonfucking 

When you penetrate someone with a spoon (teaspoons or tablespoons - but never ladels).

"Yo did you hear Damian and David were spoonfucking last night?"

Spoonfucking by davetherave1704 November 1, 2021