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A rare species of spectacled moose. It is known to wander freely in the north-westerly region of "Mannies" but makes weekly migrations to the midlands in seek of a mate.
Manoose is a quiet, lovable beast and when startled it makes a noise that resembles a pigeon. His leg span is often described as his "spread" and he demonstrates this spread as a form of mating call.
Person 1: "Excuse me"
Manoose:"Cooo"
Person 2:"Manoose ye Fuckin' bastard"

"What's that burning smell?"
"Oh it's manoose."
"Manoose? MANOOSE?! Manoose is on fire??!!"
manoose by steveyc95 November 12, 2013
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mangoose 

A pear-shaped homosexual male, characterized by a large round buttocks and bulbous belly, below a thin upper body. Movement of a mangoose can best be described as waddling, while thin birdlike arms are held horizontally with hands dangling limply at the ends (similar to the arms of a Tyrannosaurus Rex).
I'd fuck a fat lady before I'd touch Puddingbutt, he's a total mangoose.
mangoose by CapnCrouton May 3, 2004
The act of inappropriately flashing one's manboobs at random people whether in person or photos.
I can't believe he just manboobed me.
Manboobed by Asten Renur November 7, 2021
A manoose is a chubby fat small guy who sweets are made of.
That cake was made from a tasty manoose
Manoose by BestDictionaryGuy June 21, 2021

manbosser 

A girl who is not a girlboss, but in fact a girl who bosses men about like there is no tomorrow.
Inej Ghafa is not a girlboss. She is a manbosser.
manbosser by jessisveryalone April 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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