trouting

the act of sneaking up behind someone and moving your hand quickly back and forth between their knees, making the victim believe there is a fish between their legs.

The victim is at first overcome by confusion, which results generally in a high leaping motion followed by anger and rage once they realize what has happened.

person1: should I sneak up on joe and trout him?
person2: definately.
*sneak and trout*
joe: STOP TROUTING ME

trouting by airstrike78 February 10, 2010

Trouting

When attempting to make love to an extremely obese woman,

To assist in locating the vaginal canal have the lady urinate and follow this upstream.

I cannot find witch fold is your vagina could you please take a piss and i will try trouting upstream for it.

Trouting by Gonzo Journalism October 27, 2017

Trouting

Trouting is the act of flirting with/pulling horrendously ugly girls.

The name originates from the use of trout to describe such girls, and therefore the act of courting them became known as "trouting"

Dave - "I can't believe Jamie's talking to that girl over there, she's a right minger"

Trevor -"Mate he's in his element, trouting away"

Trouting by DangerousDoubleWrapDave September 2, 2009

trouting

a type of tramming but under the influence of alcohol. Caught in the act of being emo or having a negative effect on all of those around you while under the influence of a substance.

He just came back from the bars trouting to everyone.

trouting by tyrone crack biggums August 12, 2010

Trouting

(v.) The act of sneaking up on someone, taking your hand and slapping their inner thighs back and forth rapidly. Like a trout tail flapping around.

I went trouting earlier. you should have seen their faces!

Trouting by Whatever3833 August 5, 2008

Trouting

The art of fine forum trolling. Prestige useage of a Level 1 Forum Troll.

"Man, you see that new post by Sewer? That guy was sure trouting."

Trouting by Ceraphim September 21, 2005

Trouting

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tail between a girls thighs.

I started trouting and salmoning that sexy girl to get her in the mood.

Trouting by elecob July 26, 2012