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Grape Spritzer 

A drink created by a black stripper shoving a squirt bottle of Deer Park water directly into her pussy and then shooting it back out like a water fountain. The correct way to drink a Grape Spritzer is to get your head in close to the pussy and start lapping, like a dog over a sprinkler.
Hey man, let's get Shanice and her friend Indigo back over here and get another Grape Spritzer.
Grape Spritzer by Kyle Crawford January 2, 2008
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Spritzing 

When one or more persons inserts fingers into anothers rectum and rapidly moves their fingers back and forth causing fecal matter to expel in a spray paint type fashion all over the room.
"Ew Richie why do you smell so bad???"
"Sorry, Brittany and I were spritzing earlier."
Spritzing by Pseudo_Pseudonym March 23, 2020

Malort spritzer 

When in Chicago, a homeless man jumps out of a dumpster and ejaculates on you.
Did you hear what happened to Kyle on his way to Wrigley Field? Dude took a Malort Spritzer to the face.
Malort spritzer by TheMonkey69 August 24, 2022

cook county spritzer

When someone puts human feces in their mouth, chews it to mix it with their saliva and spits it out at a Police Officer while handcuffed or restrained.

(Also see Dart Daiquiri)
That scumbag just gave the Officer a Cook County spritzer !

ultimate spritzer 

The act of shoving mentos in a coca cola bottle then sticking it into a girls butt hole. This will make an explosion of soda, causing an in-describable orgasm.
You gave me the best ultimate spritzer last nite.

cleveland spritzer

When your girl is in the doggy style position while you are munching her box and she rips a fart that wafts directly up your nose.
Damn Cassie, you really caught me off guard last night when you gave me that Cleveland spritzer... I still smell last nights flavor, garlic and ass!
cleveland spritzer by Chef BooYahD December 3, 2016
Spritzee is the perfume pokemon. It is one of the newer fairy type pokemon and resembles a small bird. Some people dislike its evolution because they were hoping it would look like the Plague Doctor. Nevertheless, Spritzee is a great pokemon and can pack a punch on dragon pokemon who otherwise cannot hurt it with its dragon type attacks.
Spritzee is so cool! I call mine Febreze!
Spritzee by Wanda Coleman November 29, 2013