1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

Head Bump, Fist Pump by C.2.P. June 24, 2010

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did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck

what u say to someone after they say something completly ridiculus or stupid

Lady- Baby, no more going to the strip clubs. its tearing us apart.

Man- did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck?

did you bump yo head on a cabbage truck by micheal watts January 9, 2008

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Bump my head

In the Illinois reformatory in the 1960's this term meant a homosexual act of touching the head of a penis whith the head of another penis.

"Man; That punk in room ten wants to bump my head".

Bump my head by superyouper October 31, 2005

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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