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by JBBLEK July 10, 2008
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A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.
Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties."
Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"
by jasim November 26, 2011
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when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all
I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.
by LustyBear September 09, 2009
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Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.
Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice.
by D_style November 27, 2006
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n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.
Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.
by roller May 25, 2005
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An adjective commonly used to describe midgets that are ghetto and a little out of control. Also used to more specifically describe hitchhiking midgets.
Yo homie, watch out for those bumpy ol' midgets!
by Burritofarts January 31, 2017
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To feel extreme embarassment, rejection, etc. (See also bump)
(a.) "I bet you felt pretty bumpy after Amy slapped you". (b.) "When Joey slipped and fell, that was the bumpiest thing I've ever seen!"
by Spider July 24, 2004
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