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A slang, typically derogatory, nickname for a virgin.
Carl: Hey I heard you and Vanessa hooked up last night, did you get any?
Steve: Ugh, no, we didn't get it on.
Carl: God, she's such a v-bone!
Steve: I saw her tits though.
V-bone by John P Goodenberry December 15, 2008
Related Words
V-bone V-Bone Steak VBoner v v-tec v bucks V.C. V card :V v tech
A term used for when a person asks to borrow or use something of anothers and either does not return it or deplete.

Most commonly used when referring to injestible items, such as foods but can also be used in other contexts.

Synonyms- Brodie, jacked, pilfered, bo dogged
Chris just V-boned the hell out of my sandwich
V-Bone by MVP667 August 6, 2010

V-Bone Steak 

A big and meaty vagina that is delicious to eat.
I ate a 12 ounce V-bone steak yesterday. She came 4 times.
V-Bone Steak by V-bone! August 2, 2010
A VBoner is when a female becomes provoked into taking her Pink Oboe out of its case.

Health Warning: Playing the Pink Oboe can cause a surfeit of Lady Spittle to be ushered from the lips.
"I'm noticing a large deposit of Happy Juice on my lower back..."
"I can't help it! This position is giving me a VBoner.."

"I've got a VBoner!"
"Time to get the Boyz in Da Hood!"
VBoner by Der Kriegenator September 15, 2005
the nipples of a female (or powell, anything with breasts really) becom so erect they form standing v shaped points
"look, powells a bit excited, you can see the Vboners pointing through his shirt"
VBoner by Jack954 September 8, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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